Bird Mom🤟

Wow. First person other than me, that I'm aware of that likes Seven Deadly Sins on Wattpad

*my fiance being a butt and no giving me kisses*
          Me: *makes sad face* "These are sad Eli hours"
          Him: "what-why hours? "
          Me: "it is hours until sad time ends, then we change the time"

So I reading this fan fiction, right? And the ending is sad as shit, I'm literal seconds from crying in the break room at work, and the motherfucking AUTHOR has the AUDACITY to end the chapter with (True end?). And then I notice a next chapter button and it's NOT FUCKING OVER. DUDE I'M CRYING IN THE BREAK ROOM YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! 

I'm making my fiance watch Another with me and I warned him that nothing is what you think it is. He has made theories and I am loving g this. He is no where fucking close to getting it

Why is it that the only thing that my stomach will keep in it at the moment are spicy nachos? I wish for actual food but it's making me sick╥﹏╥

AJSJFBRUDBF GUESS WHO'S ENGAGED?! 

Does anybody else's wattpad keep glitching? I keep trying to add stories to a reading list but every time I do over half of them don't show up in the list. Is it just me?

My boyfriend is in the other room playing dnd with a buddy, and my boyfriend is the DM. His friend is in combat and I just hear my boyfriend chuckle, say "A nat 20 hits you doesn't it Al?" And I could feel the pain from the other side of the call

I've started rereading my entire library and getting rid of some, which was at over 820,not to mention my probably 200 archived stories. I've read over 100 and I've only kept 18 or so so far.... Who knew covering up trauma and anxiety came with a weird taste in reading material. Why did I read some of this? What even? 

I wish wattpad had a recently read feature. Not in your library after you've added them, but like, you stared reading something and forget to add it and close the app, you can find it without having to search. Cause I am a forgetful piece of shit and have done that several times. Just me?