Wuhtihntahrnation

I hate Ruv mfm
          
          -Me, motherfucker

What's this?
          *peeks at wattpad with beady little eyes*
          *skims through suggested wildly*
          *eyes bulge out of head, jaw drops to desk*
           A-A DELTARUNE FANFIC?
          *tongue rolls out of mouth*
          *sweat beads out of pores*
          *Hairs on arms stand up*
          *AWOOGA AWOOGA*
          *Shits, pisses, and cums*

How far can I stick a hockey stick up my ass

I'm dying