Goats are like mushrooms
If you shoot a duck,
I'm afraid of toasters.
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( '.' ) «-- this is you.

( '.' )-) «-- this is me following you.

( #°)-) «-- this is me clhoraforming you.

(-_-) «-- now, where did i park my van?
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How do you make a little kid cry?
Throw a brick at their face. 
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Dear girls that go tanning,
             It's called 'sun kissed' not 'dorito raped.'
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