random truck that works at volvo

some people think trucks grow from tree or maybe hatch from an egg, but no they are made by putting iron lead and oil on sugar (make sure the bowl is rubber) and after a day set it on fire, when its time a truck will magically fall out of the sky and crush a random volvo employee on the skull. keep quiet because this technique is top secret and strictly classified among volvo employees I only know about this is because I heard Mr.john volvo himself talking about the procedure. 

remember this is top secret do not share it with anyone or anything not even your pet

and remember Life is better lived together with Volvo, cheers- 
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