We speak pirate.

Aye, ya scurvy dogs! Go read arrr books! Or walk ye plank. Annd thats an order m'harty!
-Calypso

This is a joint account. Im not related to Calypso. I deny everything! ;)
- Silhouette

Arr! But that was still an order M'hartys! Go read arrr books! Or I'll fed ya to the ticking crocodile.
-Calypso

*Sighs*
-Silhouette

Arr so... Ya want to know our old tale do you. Well we arr on a boat called ye old Sharkbait, and...
-Calypso

*Face palms* Your best to leave to read our books now. She can go on for hours. On another note, I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!
-Silhouette

Whats for breakfast? oh...not cold rations again...
-Horace

Hard rations build character
-Halt

Well you aren't eating cold rations...
-Horace

Its you young folk who need to build character. I have character to spare.
-Halt

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-Will

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-Tug

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-Calypso

Just leave now.
-Silhouette