𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙋𝙃𝙀𝙍𝘿

/ smacks

i bathed in hot dog water

steve rogers just said he loves me guys 

just found out what the mcu is think it’s high time i off myself 

* thanks

@begreater    do you know me ? nah , you ain’t been lucky enough yet ! i’m to – speed . i’m speed . and for the record ? you would’ve totally gotten your ass kicked back there if not for me . the least you could say is thank

@begreater    help me ?? clearly , i came to help you . i’m your eyes on the ground spider dude

hey , stinker ! 

ew  .  you're all sweaty  .  

humans suck !!