raspberryashton

Suddenly, Pete Wentz and Lauren Marriott burst into the room, claiming they were on a quest. Pete was covered in dirt and was wearing a spiderman onesie and Lauren was wearing a potato sack. Lauren began to explain they had both been searching far and wide for some missing people; Pete's lover Patrick tree stump and Lauren' fathers Dan and Phil. They were worn out, and were asking for help. Kaela groaned, "do I have too? You guys are such emo sporks!" 
          	Lauren took offence and threw her into a volcano, a young volcano...
          	Bethany agreed, as well as the 5sos boys and they continued searching for the gay lovers. 
          	
          	Many many weekas later, they came across a small cottage. It was as almost as black as Pete's eyeliner and Lauren's soul, so they went inside. Luke was scared and clutched to Michael for support #mukeforlyfe. 
          	They were now in a large room, which was painted a darker shade of black. "Hello friends!" A deep voice called from behind a curtain, and a naked Brendon urge appeared. "It's not a bad dick!" screamed ashton, as he munched on a KFC drumstick. Brendon cackled, "I see you've come to rescue your little friends! Well too bad hoes, you'll never get them now!" 
          	
          	Calum rolled his orbs and walked up to Brendon and bit his head off #werewolfpowerslolzor 
          	
          	They all cheered and pattycakes and   Phan ran out from behind the curtain. Patrick and Pete ran to each other and started having cheeky buttsecks on the floor right there. Everyone was blinded by the beautiful sight and they all died except phan because they were having the buttsecks too. 
          	
          	The end. 
          	 
          	@underthe_forktree

raspberryashton

4am writing bro... smexy as it gets
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rxbelbaby

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raspberryashton

Suddenly, Pete Wentz and Lauren Marriott burst into the room, claiming they were on a quest. Pete was covered in dirt and was wearing a spiderman onesie and Lauren was wearing a potato sack. Lauren began to explain they had both been searching far and wide for some missing people; Pete's lover Patrick tree stump and Lauren' fathers Dan and Phil. They were worn out, and were asking for help. Kaela groaned, "do I have too? You guys are such emo sporks!" 
          Lauren took offence and threw her into a volcano, a young volcano...
          Bethany agreed, as well as the 5sos boys and they continued searching for the gay lovers. 
          
          Many many weekas later, they came across a small cottage. It was as almost as black as Pete's eyeliner and Lauren's soul, so they went inside. Luke was scared and clutched to Michael for support #mukeforlyfe. 
          They were now in a large room, which was painted a darker shade of black. "Hello friends!" A deep voice called from behind a curtain, and a naked Brendon urge appeared. "It's not a bad dick!" screamed ashton, as he munched on a KFC drumstick. Brendon cackled, "I see you've come to rescue your little friends! Well too bad hoes, you'll never get them now!" 
          
          Calum rolled his orbs and walked up to Brendon and bit his head off #werewolfpowerslolzor 
          
          They all cheered and pattycakes and   Phan ran out from behind the curtain. Patrick and Pete ran to each other and started having cheeky buttsecks on the floor right there. Everyone was blinded by the beautiful sight and they all died except phan because they were having the buttsecks too. 
          
          The end. 
           
          @underthe_forktree

raspberryashton

4am writing bro... smexy as it gets
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rxbelbaby

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