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i was tagged by @nocturnalgold for 10 facts ab me so... here goes nuthin
          
          1. im so fucking gay man... ill drool over some nice pecs 
          2. i play like... every sport. not bc of the boys in the locker room pfft haha what no
          3. i recently broke the world record for most consecutive pirouettes & my teacher emailed guinness to get them to document it :0
          4. ive been dancing since i was 1
          5. i cant say lactic acid
          6. i cant digest it either
          7. i love goldenrod yellow!!!
          8. i love gifts & never feel guilty ab receiving them oops
          9. i love spoiling my friends w/ gifts
          10. im clingy asf if im friends w/ u & only 25% apologetic ab it
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          i tag:
          @nicoistoastking
          @spacenico
          @-wholesomehowell-
          @HebeArtemis
          @aCATontitan
          @PersassyFTW
          @handveins
          @SoMakeItCount
          @cubone
          @theoptimisticdreamer
          @thesemidnightthings
          @75sandwiches
          @HelenDark1
          @ggooll
          @daughterofchaos24
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          tag 15!

papiiii ooo daddy squish me 

YOU LIKE THE RAVEN CYCLES TOO??? omG 

i wanna write some smut.... say paper if you want gay, rock if you want straight, say scissors if you want lesbian,, 

to all @ravencycles readers, he might not be on for a while bc he's probably going to be grounded for a month or two. mainly, bc he's a dumbass and also because our friend is a dumbass. anyway, he will miss all of you while he gets his ass beat, bye. <3

weed, am i right?

s coups could murder me and i would be like thx bby 

why do girls always act so extra when people talk about vaginas... like... i know you have one, girl. gtfo here with that repressed sexuality ish. 

im so fucking serious im about to post a book educating my ladies and trans homies that write smut with very questionable penis action. sometimes things in smut are very ??? or cringeworthy to penis having individuals and maybe yall don't know. idk. sometimes dicks just don't... work like that. and i feel like sometimes non-penis having individuals who write stuff probably have questions sometimes with no one to ask. and that has to suck. so hmu if you need help. 

Thanx 4 the follow