Lemme make this sound like a tinder profile
I COULD BE A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN HIM
I COULD DO THE SHIT THAT HE NEVER DID
UP ALL NIGHT, I WONT QUIT
THINKIN' HOW IM GONNA STEAL YOU FROM HIM
I COULD BE SUCH A GENTLEMAN
PLUS ALL MY CLOTHES WOULD FIT
Brownie points for you if you recognise the words
Shame on you if you can't
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raywasntalwaysabrat
Jan 11, 2021 04:27PM
so today i was examining my hands and walking, and bumped into a wall, and my sister yelled "DOBY CLOSED THE PLATFORM" that harry potter dork, don't know what to do with her.View all Conversations