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stepping foot in europe and feeling my ancestors shudder
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the new cobra kai season was all i needed in my life rn
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guess who spent the last two hours deleting notes from their notes app bc they have no storage whatsoever and still somehow has 832 notes left
reading_at_5_am
Happy 4th of July, I love America
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this whole time the expression was "when shit hits the fan"....
I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS?
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@Axxerius it makes so much more sense like why is shit anywhere remotely near the fan? whose shit is it? why is it happening often enough for it to be an expression? what typa fan is it? (bc if its a ceiling fan then i have follow up questions)
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on a scale of one to "i was making mac n cheese and instead of setting the microwave timer to 3:30 i set it to my phone password instead on accident and left to go watch tv except now theirs smoke in my kitchen and my mac n cheese looks like charcoal and im terrified that my microwave will spontaneously combust" how fucked are you when your parents get home?
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@sidneyiskindagay no i alr know how fucked i am, im not allowed to go into the kitchen anymore
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@reading_at_5_am oh I thought we were rating how fucked you are
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
reading_at_5_am
1 yr older and somehow not 5 inches taller :(
Axxerius
happy official summer
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BEEEEEEEEPPPPPP (hellooo hru)