realbreeze22

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Oh shit I have a wattpad?

realbreeze22

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Dr. Eggman: I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out...
          
          Little Girl: Mommy?
          
          Dr. Eggman: -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
          
          [Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed]
          
          Dr. Eggman: That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
          
          [the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter]
          
          Dr. Eggman: He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!
          
          [the Eclipse Cannon fires]
          
          Dr. Eggman: That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!
          
          [the laser hits the moon]
          
          Dr. Eggman: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
          
          [the dubbers continue to laugh as the camera pans up to a countdown clock on the jumbo-tron]
          
          Dr. Eggman: You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Blackwidow420

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@realbreeze22 That's fucking funny this made my day LOL!!!❤❤❤
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