realldeadpool

I got somewhere to be tomorrow,
          	 (later today)but I'm going through my Internet history and conveniently there's a bottle of lotion in my pants for the occasion.
          	
          	Looks like I'll be sleeping in.

-Paralyzethem

Well hello there...weird guy...

-Paralyzethem

@realldeadpool well it's better than what I've seen
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realldeadpool

@-paralyzxing ...Because science..
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-Paralyzethem

@realldeadpool what's that supposed to mean? *raises an eyebrow*
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hawksnight

Thank's for the follow back, Darlin'~ *winks*

hawksnight

Poor thing. *snickers* That must be awful
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realldeadpool

@Lcver- -_- because mental reasons, I cannot wink back, I can only blink *blinks* I'd wink if I could.
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VirulentCole

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I'm sorry. I think my friend, Barry, fucked up the timeline again. I got lost in the marvel universe. Anyways, Feel free to read my story if you want to. It will be appreciated

realldeadpool

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Now that I think of it, I'd kick Batman's ass too, yeah yeah...I can kick flash's ass, Wonder woman, Darkseid, Zeus, DEATHSTROKE, and without a doubt green lantern
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realldeadpool

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@CRyBaByBoii hulk would totally kick your ass. And I killed hulk so I would totally kick your ass too.
            
            
            
            
            
            
            Im a big fan of your working, killing Lois Lane while she was preggers..WOW.
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