Welcome to the Library

*looks behind*
          
          mm yes wall fine evening huh ?

So this is my new account cuz I lost my old one, so if you can please follow me-

Y’all I lost my old account
          This is my new one

So I just found a sexuality for my fellow people who cant decide if they're Hetro or Homo
          
          Its Abrosexuality 
          
          Basically when one day you could be like, oh I'm hetro and the next you're like oh nvm I'm definitely pan

I got a small story for y'all 
          
          So, I just got slapped by my mum
          
          And guess what I  did?
          
          I turned my left cheek
          
          And my mum said "oH, sO yOu ArE dIsReSpEcTiNg Me NoW"
          
          And I said "No, I'm not, for Jesus said it himself, "If somone slaps your right cheek, turn the other" 
          
          And then she slapped my left cheek
          
          I was lowkey trying so damn hard not to laugh
          
          And dont worry, my shoulder is getting better
          
          Also,, I twisted my knee cap yesterday
          
          We went to the doctor today and now I have a cast on both my arm and leg
          
          Dont worry it wasnt my left knee-
          
          So bow I have a dislocated left shoulder and a twisted right kneecap
          
          Life is good
          
          

I wanna start a cult
          
          Any name suggestions? 
          
          Maybe the nuggie cult?

So I was just told we're baking cheesecake ayyeee
          But my shoulder-

So, I dislocated my shoulder, AGAIN
          
          It happened yesterday, I just blanked out while running down the stairs, I wasn't aware of what was going on, and before I could comprehend, I was falling, I felt
           On my left shoulder
          
          
          Yeah-
          
          
          Does my family care?No they don't 
          
          They just said "oH wHy WeRe yOu RuNnInG dOwNsTaIrS" well MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, BEACUS YOU WERE SCREECHING MY NAME LIKE IM GONNA END UP WOTH 28 STAB WOUNDS OF I DON'T HURRY "YoU'rE tHe ReAsOn YoU gOt HuRt"
          AND YOU'RE THE REASON YOU DONT HAVE A BF
          I've been making LOADS of typos since I can't type as fast and well,  it's just getting  auto-corrected 
          

Just to let y'all know, my Fgod book is no longer on hold, just expect rare updates

I swr-
          My family is so annoying, they tell me "yOuR vOlUmE iS tOo lOud" but when I use earpice/headphones they're like "ReDuCe YoUr VoLuMe YoU aLreAdY kNoW yOu'Re HaLf DeAf"(not literally) like bro pick one
          
          Somine please come adopt me, I dont care what country you are from (part from Nigerians, well as long as you arent homophobic) 
          
          My parent needs:
          
          -Not homophobic 
          
          -Not racist
          
          -Hope you dont mind Gender Neutral's
          
          -Not a KaReN 
          
          -Chill
          
          -Good cook
          
          -ACTUALLY FEEDS ME
          
          -Lets me get pansexual themed things
          
          
          I think that's all yeah