The names Renee Smith. Yes THE Renee Smith, the massive famous (and may I say extremely sexy) author on Wattpad! 

I'm 13 years of age. I'm also an only child!! I get so bored at home by myself-so bored that I talk to myself in the mirror and inside my head. One of my friends dad works in a mental asylum and she thinks I should visit him... Yeah she's only joking! (I think?)   

OH YEAH AND I'M A MASSIVE DIRECTIONER!!

My hobby's are obsessing over cheese, toes, moustaches and hobos! Yes hobos don't judge!! They've got a great style... TRAMPY CHIC!!  

Yeah I'm just that weird! I like Taylor Swift, The Script, P!nk, Example and many, many more...

I'm obsessed with nail polish and anything to do with nails! I have over 50 nail polishes and counting...  

Grapes make me hyper!

I'm always hungry but I never gain any weight yeah I know perks of being me!! Grapes make me hyper... 

Yeah I think I should visit my friends dad in the mental asylum...

My favourite colour is purple and my school uniform is navy blue

I'm the best at english in my class but I'm horrible at spelling!! Oh yeah and I'm the sports girl as well!! FASTEST GIRL IN THE YEAR!! WHOOP WHOOP!!

I'm also the worst at art!! Like seriously I'm crap I can't even draw a circle or a straight line never mind a masterpiece!! My teacher thinks there's a-her words not mine-"creative and artistic spark buried deep inside the pit of your soul we just need to scoop it out like you do with poo, you get me dear!" and she says this with a bright (slightly psychopathic) smile on her face! Yep that's my school for ya...     

Uhhh I think that's it about me!!

Oh yeah, one more thing...

YOU'D BETTER READ MY DAMN STORIES, OR I'M GONNA GET MY NINJAS ON YOUR NON-EXISTENT ASS! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I WENT THERE!!
*Imagine my fists in front of my face, with my ninjas behind me*

Ta ta my lovelies!! <3