vanishedprints
“Have you ever just considered your head might be too big for such a crown? I mean I might as well just hold onto it myself.”
madderhatters
Suppose someone stole a crown, lost a crown, and then found a completely different crown. Hypothetically.
madderhatters
@redheadz [ Hatter tilted her head innocently. ] The important thing is that I currently possess a crown. [ A pause. ] Whether it is the original crown, a replacement crown, or an entirely unrelated crown feels like a detail best left to historians.
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redheadz
@madderhatters ( . . . ) * the king stares at the hatter , unamused eyes narrowed slightly . * what did you do , hatter ?
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redheadz
// cb + specify
crownedroses
Im sorry...im here its okay
crownedroses
Must we keep doing this??
crownedroses
There you are....here a tart
marchares
⠀ ⠀ bloody red — roses ! pretty, pretty roses !
madderhatters
/ dropping another because I love their dynamic <3
“Your Majesty, do you have any idea what time it is? I was asleep. Beauty sleep, no less—which, unlike some people, I desperately require.” She gestured vaguely toward the nearest window. “Surely there’s a rabbit somewhere in this castle carrying a watch and an anxiety disorder. Couldn’t you have asked him instead of dragging me halfway across Wonderland in the middle of the night?”
madderhatters
@redheadz [ Hatter’s expression brightened immediately at the mention of the White King, though she made a questionable attempt to hide it. ] Oh dear, so the rabbit abandoned you too? How tragic. First the White King steals your subjects, now he’s apparently stealing your rabbits. [ She tilted her head, a grin creeping across her face. ] Though I suppose I should feel honored, Your Majesty. If the rabbit has fled, your court is full of guards, and yet you’ve chosen to drag me out of bed instead, then I’ve clearly become your favorite nuisance. Frankly, I think that’s the closest thing to affection I’m ever going to get from you.
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redheadz
@madderhatters ( . . . ) the king stared at her for a long moment , utterly unamused by the barrage of complaints . then , with a slow tilt of his head , a smile spread across his face — the sort of smile that usually preceded someone regretting their life choices . `` first of all , your insolence continues to be truly inspiring . `` he folded his hands behind his back , taking a measured step closer . `` second of all , that pesky little rabbit is off with that dreadful white king . traitor that creature is . `` he scoffed , moving to the window she had gesture to , looking outside it .
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madderhatters
For someone who wants me gone, you certainly keep inviting me back.
madderhatters
@redheadz [ Hatter’s smile didn’t disappear, but it certainly lost some of its warmth as her gaze flickered briefly toward the guards lining the room. ] Well, that’s comforting. An unbirthday celebration is considerably preferable to an execution. [ She carefully lowered herself into the offered chair, smoothing her coat as though she hadn’t noticed the threat at all. ] Though I must admit, Your Majesty, most hosts don’t surround their guests with armed guards. It gives the impression that either you’re worried I’ll leave… or worried about what I’ll do if I stay.
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redheadz
@madderhatters ( . . . ) well , it is my unbirthday today , i don't see why I should be in a cruel mood right now . * he smiles brightly , taking a sip of the liquid in the teacup . * it be your best interest to sit down , hatter . * the smile darken , the guards surrounding the room so she had no where to run . *
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madderhatters
@redheadz Tea, treats, and not a single threat so far. Either you’ve become considerably more pleasant overnight, Your Majesty, or there’s a catch hidden somewhere beneath the biscuits. And frankly, I don’t know which possibility frightens me more.
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