collector of sporks

@ZeMelonBall farewell my anti-enemy and not-lover, fore a assessment awaits me in the twilight hours

@redidas bleh

@ZeMelonBall boo

@redidas I'm not. One, I don't eat candy, and two, I'm really lazy and I'm gonna spent the rest of my Halloween bimgewatching Spongebob Squarepamts. 

@ZeMelonBall are you trick or treating or have you decided that you are much too mature for that “nonsense?”

@redidas How cute... 

@redidas remind me again... Why do I love you? 

@ZeMelonBall im up for a re-enactment not going to lie

@redidas I remember when I got stabbed in the eye by a plastic spork in preschool because a girl wanted me to try some of the macaroni and cheese because I was a picky eater. She was attempting to open the wrapper by pushing the pointing sides of the spork out and when it did, it stabbed me square in the eye... 

@-dreamyystar his dead twin’s grave and kick it until he also rose up from the dead. His family explained to him the situation and he replied with “screw my brother, he was always a coward when it came to death. I say, we...

@redidas ....but after his death, he felt sad and bad for leaving everyone. so during his funeral he arose from the coffin and said, “ya thought bitch.” and he ran away from the church, leaving his stunned family behind to go to...

@redidas fine. A terribly bad death. 

Ha they remind me of me except the only rollercoasters i go are kiddie rides

XD

No problem, you’ve got a good storyline going on.