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ok, I know this is a really bad idea
          but I'm already here, soo-
          here we fucking go...
          
          RAWR!!!
          x3 nuzzles
          pounces on u
          uwu u so warm
          
          couldn't help but notice ur bulge from
          across the floor
          nuzzles yo necky wecky~ murr~ hehe
          unzips yo baggy ass pants
          
          oof baby u so musky
          take me home, pet me, n' make me yours
          & don't forget to stuff me!
          see me wag my widdle baby tail
          all for your bolgy-wolgy!
          
          kissies n' lickies ur neck
          i hope daddy likeies
          nuzzles n' wuzzles ur chest
          i be gettin' thirsty
          hey i got a lil itch
          u think u can help me?
          
          only seven inches long
          uwu PLS ADOPT ME
          paws on your bulge as i lick my lips
          uwu punish me please
          
          'bouta hit 'em with this furry shit
          he don't see it comin'

OKBUT8INCHESLIKEWTF

i need more rodrick x male reader stories or i'll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i look like a rat

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