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Guys I need to shit

Yo I forgot I got books

Am I really in the wrong if I stomp a kid? 

MY FINGERS ARE SO COLD I CAN BAREL6 TYPE HELP PLS ITS COLD I CANT LIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS I MAY BE FRIM AMERICA BUT IK NOT FROM OHIO

What if I make one of those popular creepypasta fanfics where they, them being the creepypastas or whatever turn chibi and get collected by the reader. Idk reading that lately and lowkry sounds like it'll be funny to make. It would also probably be like chucked idk bro fucked up y/n that type beat ya know 

I put my milk first when eating cereal.

Did that goat poop out a flower?

MY NEW YEARS WAS 23 MINS AGO BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS-

MERRY CHRISLER 
          if you don't celebrate it uh- 
          Good morning

Can someone recommend me some good shrek x reader ʘ‿ʘ