Hello, (piano plays)
it's me, Mario!

OK I need to stop. (awkward silence, except for the birds chirping)

How do you start a conversation? Whatever.

I live in... earth.

I love... reading.

I'm over... 9000 years old. (see what I did there?)

I play... chess.

I... fangirl *coughs* fanboy. (I'm a boy)

Music... pop.

Food... desserts.

Book... Harry Potter.

Friendly? Yes, but I'm afraid I won't be taking any more read requests. Sorry.