Al

Is it update your entire Harry Potter fanfiction day or something? I just woke up to like 400 notifications of people updating their entire stories.

I've just tried r̶i̶p̶-o̶f̶f̶ turkey bacon for the first time, and I am experiencing regret.

Wattpad, you feelin' okay? 
          
          A published chapter just popped up in my graphic portfolio about the Gospels ... and I have never written anything about the Gospels. Especially in my graphic portfolio. 

It's long overdue, but I've finally made a cover for Anarchy I don't think looks like complete crap. 

ME: Oh, look! That fanfiction I love was upda — 
          
          ME: HOLY SH¡T, IS THAT TWO UPDATES IN A ROW?! OMGOMGOMG —!

Sometimes, I feel like I'm drowning in the stupidity on this planet, but it's less of a depressed feeling and more of a "YOUR INNOVATIONS AREN'T MAKING YOUR PRODUCT BETTER; THEY'RE MAKING THEM WORSE!!! " You know?

I just opened my phone to find Wattpad in dark mode??? 
          
          I've been waiting for this my eNTIRE LIFE

I'm jonzing for some chocolate, and there is NONE IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE 

RfR?

Am I the only one who's having trouble getting images with transparent backgrounds to stay transparent when posted to Wattpad? 
          
          
          Is that a thing that's been going on for a while and I just didn't notice?