🫂

“ was there something that you needed ? ”

y’know what?  i also think the  ‘best friends with your ex’  discount should be real

if something happens to me,   you get steve.   no arguments,    okay?

have you noticed anything..   weird?     like,   weirder-than-hawkings  weird?

oh..       hey.  uh. shouldn’t..        shouldn’t you  be  in there?

has anyone ever told you that you talk fast?

can ‎  i, ‎  uh, ‎  borrow ‎  your ‎  bobby ‎  pin ‎  for ‎  a ‎  sec?

/   comment for a line or mini spam!!  getting to owed replies today ♡︎ 

you’re  telling  me  you’ve  killed  one  of  these  things  before?!

that doesn't sound human to me.