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I spam 'yall too much and I know that but
          I think the BMC book is underrated. Everywhere, people talk about the characters based on the show. Thing is, Micheal is nothing like his show version. In the book, he's described as a white boy with a white boy afro. I mean, I'm not discrediting George Salazar here but...

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Part 2-
          Virgil:
          My sister's hot
          
          Patton:
          We don't have sisters!
          
          Roman:
          My bad.
          
          Virgil:
          Dear Patton Sanders
          Thanks for every note you send
          
          Patton:
          Dear Virgil Sanders
          I'm just glad to be your friend
          
          Patton & Virgil:
          Our friendship goes beyond
          Your average kind of bond
          
          Patton:
          But not because we're gay
          
          Virgil:
          No, not because we're gay
          
          Patton & Virgil:
          We're close, but not that way
          The only man that I love is my dad
          
          Patton:
          Wait, I'm da-
          
          Patton:
          You're getting better every day
          
          Virgil:
          I'm getting better every day
          
          Patton & Virgil:
          Keep getting better every day
          
          ALL:
          Hey hey hey hey!
          
          'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
          It's easy to change if you give it your attention
          All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
          Sincerely
          
          Miss you dearly
          
          Sincerely, Me
          Sincerely, Me
          Sincerely, Me
          Sincerely, Me

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This fits so well 
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remusestentaclekink

Part 1-
          Virgil:
          Dear Patton Sanders
          We've been way too out of touch
          Things have been crazy
          And it sucks that we don't talk that much
          But I should tell you that I think of you each night
          I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
          
          Patton:
          Why would you write that?
          
          Roman:
          I'm just trying to tell the truth
          
          Patton:
          This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just..I'll do it
          
          Virgil:
          I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
          
          Roman:
          Hard?
          
          Virgil:
          Has been bad
          
          Roman:
          Bad?
          
          Virgil:
          Has been rough
          
          Roman:
          Kinky!
          
          Virgil:
          And I miss talking about life and other stuff
          
          Roman:
          Very specific
          
          Patton:
          Shut up!
          
          Virgil:
          I like my parents
          
          Roman:
          Who says that?
          
          Virgil:
          I love my parents
          But each day's another fight
          If I stop smoking drugs
          Then everything might be alright
          
          Roman:
          Smoking drugs?
          
          Patton:
          Just fix it!
          
          Virgil:
          If I stop smoking crack
          
          Patton:
          Crack?!
          
          Virgil:
          If I stop smoking pot
          Then everything might be alright
          I'll take your advice
          I'll try to be more nice
          I'll turn it around
          Wait and see
          
          'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
          It's easy to change if you give it your attention
          All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
          Sincerely, Me
          
          Roman:
          Are we done yet?
          
          Patton:
          Well I can't just give them one email. I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?
          
          Roman:
          Oh my god
          
          Patton:
          Dear Virgil Sanders
          Yes, I also miss our talks
          Stop doing drugs
          Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
          
          Roman:
          No.
          
          Patton:
          I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
          
          Roman:
          No!
          
          Patton:
          You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
          
          Roman:
          Absolutely not
          
          Patton:
          Dude, I'm proud of you
          Just keep pushing through
          You're turning around
          I can see
          
          Virgil:
          Just wait and see!
          
          Patton & Virgil:
          'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
          It's easy to change if you give it your attention
          All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
          Sincerely, Me