*° ren °*

screw cl*udyyc*lfer she lies and spreads rumors like it’s her life calling. This bitch, Renee, she the star ✨

Im sorry but imagine Darry in the second jeepers creepers film talking to Minxie, got it in the head? Okay good. Now imagine if he said "it gets to eat" in a really fucking seductive voice while Minx just stand there like "i-" while her cheeks get fucking tomato red because who wouldn't get tomato red if fucking JUSTIN LONG talked seductively to you???????? 

Okay but Justin Long
          Man's got talent for dayyyyyyyyssssss
          Like come on, from Jeepers Creepers to He's Just Not That Into You to fucking TUSK! 
          (he also has a pedo mustache in tusk but somehow pulls it off so thats cool, kinda wish they would have kept the stache after the ((for the people who have seen it)) transformation)

Hello I am not dead very nice thank you

FUCKING NASTIES

What fucking TOP TIER MEMES are people in like 50 years gonna have? 

Historians in 4019: hmmmm, Wattpad? What's this? *finds my account*
          Historians in 4019: ight imma head out 

Okay. Fuck me? No. Fuck you. 

I swear to GOD my grammar isn't as bad as I make it out to be omg 

It's 1:30 am, I'm making an omelette. Idk why I thought I should post this