replacement-pasta

Naw I'm gonna archive all of my stuff here just in case because christ.
          
          I don't want my stuff to just be gone forever you know?? I wrote this stuff IN the actual site, so if it gets deleted it'll be gone forever. I don't exactly want that.

Hey so I heard about the wattpad smut ban shit....??? 
          
          I hope my Kaito x Reader parody novel will be ok.

Orange, my dear, sweet, summer darling. My love. My Beau, my beloved Orangy.... (showers her in oranges) I love you, my Orangy.... my darling Orangy.... so handsome, so pretty, the prettiest woman.... my lovely Orange....

I like how I literally can't decide on wherher to keep my name my usual handle on every other thing I have or to make it something else. I changed it maybe like seven (7) times this past I dunno, 2 months.
          
          Also, randomly, I love Nijiura Maids. They're a bunch of stupids and foolishes and I want to hurt every single one of them (they're awesome, but I couldn't talk about them in the "I'm back" announcement because I hadn't discovered maidcore yet I think)
          
          ^That said. I've been thinking about Risotto from Jojo's again and I've been low-key shipping them with Ozoi-san because I think they'd understand each other and stuff.

I remember my Very Good and Very Important reading list used to have at least 50 things on it and now it's only 29 (this is a tragedy btw)

It's so sad seeing people delete their stuff on here. Personally I CAN'T because my old-ass x readers I wrote primarily for attention have been on the internet for so long that they're basically historical pieces at this point.

Pokopia looks like a pile of steaming crap. Nintendo's fucking Pocket Pair for THIS SHIT?? Are we for fucking real?? BDSP lookin' ass game, Iwata didn't fucking die for this, man, what the fucking hell.
          
          (just discovered Pokopia, fuck Pokémon fr. Really considered buying ZA too but now I'm not so sure I want to)

Cutting through re-reading all of these announcements for the 47 billionth time to say that my Tumblr is getting SPAMMMED with notifications after doing Touhou ship week, oh my GOD.
          
          Orelis kefir yuri is my second most-liked piece now I guess. It's so weird, usually when I Orange post I get like 3 notes except for that one time (people are also liking my old Hina drawing all of the sudden now, too)

I have no clue who you are, I was just looking through my followers list on this old ass account. But sweet Urara pfp

Oh my GOD I was scared I lost my Animal Crossing: New Leaf game cartridge because I haven't played it in like a year or some other long stretch of time and it wasn't in the box.
          
          I thought it was gone forever for a second. I had to rummage through all of my pockets, and it turns out they were in these shorts I haven't worn in forever because my sister said they were ugly and made me look homeless.
          
          It's possible that she is a little washed up from the washing machine, but I sure am glad I found her.
          
          Anyways, if Axel still hasn't moved out after all this time, I'm resetting my save.