My name is Panic. 

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Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but I gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? Do u want that? Do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up well gosh diddly darn I just might have to get not-so-friendly with u my friendly friend pal friend chum pally friend chum buddy.