Altanate reality that newt scamander and regulus black are born in the same year and are best friends at hogwarts, the summer between their second and third year, newt takes regulus to the muggle place he grew up. Reggie is confused and disgusted in the night club with his fake id as newt twerks on the dance floor, also with his fake id. They return to hogwarts, reg is tramatized and Sirius is confused when reg begs him to take him back to james' with them. He goes with them along with remus and peter, only to find newt is with his aunt and uncle, right next door. Remus, peter and newt set reg and james up by locking them in james' room. Peter and newt set up remus and Sirius by sending them to diagon ally and not letting them come back. Newt and peter celebrate by going for ice cream and get asked if they're dating but they aren't becuse newt is demiromantic ace and peter is straight and they both like OC's from ravenclaw from their respective years, but plot twist, the ravenclaws are siblings and like them back.
The younger ravenclaw is friends with reg and newt and the other one is the quidditch team captain for ravenclaw. Plot twist, charlie weasly and bill weasly are at hogwarts in their first year because they're twins and both play quidditch for griffindoor and charlie likes the younger ravinclaw and newt. And bam, relationship and bill is ace. Newt and the ravenclaw move into an apartment in london and charlie moves in with them when he graduates and (somehow) have two kids. Bill lives in the apartment below and is is trumatized by what he hears most nights. Reg and james have harry and remus and Sirius have teddy. The older ravenclaw and peter have a child (OC) and peter leaves them for the dark lord, he (peter) dies and they move in with bill and they have an affair (don't ask) they have somewhat feelings and date.
Wow my mind is a strange place.
