-Oh darling, are you in love with him?
-I don't know. Crush is stupid. It waste my time.
-Then why do you still like him?
-because he has a very attractive smile. He's- um he's friendly. He's um he's attractive.
-darling, he worked in a customer service environment, he has to be friendly.
-oh of course. But still-
-you know you're just being stupid?
-yeah, I wouldn't have wasted my time liking him if I didn't know I'm stupid. My heart is stupid so blame it.