This "wonderful" account is one 16 year-old's attempt to rewrite all of Onision's bad novels and (hopefully) improve them. I've ordered the first one (second-hand, obviously) and hope to get started on that as soon as it arrives. Now I remind thee that I am (newly) 16 and not necessarily a good writer. My only goal here is to improve these novels, not create masterpieces, so PLEASE don't expect too much from me because I can't cope with the pressure.

Now you may be thinking "why?" or "what the fuck?" in which case, all I have to say is you underestimate how bored I can get. Also the lack of quality in these books just pisses me off and I have an inherent need to fix them because why not? 

Please enjoy my shitty writing. Yours sincerely,  a v bored teen.