This "wonderful" account is one 16 year-old's attempt to rewrite all of Onision's bad novels and (hopefully) improve them. I've ordered the first one (second-hand, obviously) and hope to get started on that as soon as it arrives. Now I remind thee that I am (newly) 16 and not necessarily a good writer. My only goal here is to improve these novels, not create masterpieces, so PLEASE don't expect too much from me because I can't cope with the pressure.
Now you may be thinking "why?" or "what the fuck?" in which case, all I have to say is you underestimate how bored I can get. Also the lack of quality in these books just pisses me off and I have an inherent need to fix them because why not?
Please enjoy my shitty writing. Yours sincerely, a v bored teen.
- JoinedNovember 26, 2019
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rewritingthisshit
Jan 30, 2020 07:20PM
Obvious hiatus is obvious! Yeah so I don't know how many of you are British, but this is GCSE year and I gotta study because anxiety! Hooray! Also my Catering exam is in like two weeks and I still do...View all Conversations
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You know the Onion man? The one who is gonna get arrested soon? Well I'm rewriting his entire novel!!! Hopefu...
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