ribblepede

YOU’RE A WIZARD HARRY

Hurricane Katrina?
          More like Hurricane TORTILLA

SAW YOU HANGING WITH KENTLEY THE OTHER DAY-
          REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
          I WONT HESITATE BXTCH

MISS KESHA?!
          MISS KESHA???
          MISS KESHA!
          OH MY FXCKING GOD THEIR FXCKING DEAD

TWO BROS SITTING IN THE HOT TUB
          FIVE FEET APART CUZ THERE NOT GAY

OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES

FRESHAVOCADO

I’m in my mothers carrr
          .. vroom vroom
          
          … get out me car
          Awh :(