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you’re right,   it was so not funny at all..    bad sarah,   bad!     but as long as you’re okay.   i don’t think she’ll shoot you again   (…)    or anytime soon,   anyways

@buryherdown     it  doesn’t  matter  who  shot  me—     she   /   shot   /   me,     and  it  was  so  NOT  funny.     but—     i’m   /   fine.   /

it’s not you getting shot is what’s funny..   i’m picturing her in my head    ——   angry little ginger with a gun..    shooting you    (…)    sorry,   i’m done.    are you okay,   though?

*  and here too!!

/ on @saintsarc ty ty

/      on @buryherdown,   @moneyglore,   @nomartyr  and  @girlf4ilure   thanks

@girIrot     i’m  not  quite  sure  whether  i’m  supposed  to  be  offended  or  flattered?     what  exactly  do  you  mean  by  a  face  like  mine?

i’ve tried to once,   and it was proved to be a lost cause so i stopped.   :)     i’m a good listener,   thank you,    to those i care to listen to

@girlf4ilure     and  you  would  know  that,     how?     since  you  never  listen  to  me,     and  all.

i listen,    just not when it’s you speaking.    you just have nothing to say that’s ever worth my while.    you should probably work on that

@moraloaths     well,     maybe  i  do.     and  maybe,     /   you   /   should  mind  your  own  goddamn  business.

yes, you──YOU. unless you've got a twin ..  i saw what you did back there.

@moraloaths     suspicious?     me?     never.

@moneyglore     i  did  my  best,     okay?     she  caught  me  off  guard.     i  hadn’t  thought  of  a  story  yet! 

well,    clearly you didn’t do a good enough job.    now not only am i being hounded for it,   i have a bitchy maxim about dad not returning his calls——    which i can’t blame him,    dad really isn’t a fan of maxim but the work is good.

@moneyglore     what?     no!     no,     i  did   /   not   /   tell  her.     she  came  looking  for  you  and  she  asked  where  you  were,     i  took  two  extra  seconds  to  reply  and  she  had  already  made  up  her  mind  about  it.     i   /   tried   /   to  cover  for  you.

well,   your eye contact is very intense.    either like you want to strangle me or kiss me,    maybe even both

@cursedbound     looking  at  you  like  what?     i’m  just  .  .     looking  at  you.

@pitcharm     are  we?     i  think  we  should  make  sure  of  that.

we’re on the same side..    i think

it’s called self control,  but you wanna place a bet, i’d be more than happy to take you up on that. 

@eadimidium     well,     you  could’ve  punched  me  this  time  if  you  had  really  wanted  to.     so  honestly?     i’m  not  feeling  too  threatened.

asshole.   [   she mutters the word under her breath,  looking away with crossed arms.   while she wanted to make it clear she did exercise such a thing very often,  she knew she couldn’t give away too much of her job.   it didn’t take her long to turn to face him again.  ]   if you do that again,   i have full authority to punch you in the face.   so,  do with that information what you will.