"I found a real nice alternate dimension, Morty! I-It- I- It's got all the stuff I'm- I need! I-I-I-I-I just gotta fffigure out my portal device, a-and g-get- open up a gateway to take me there!"
...
"Okay, that didn't work."
"Wow, wh-w-what is all this stuff?"
"It's corn nibblets and dead weatherman, Morty. Dimensions are like channels on a television set. U-Uh, corn nibblets and dead weatherman are the static. Oh, Morty, that's a bad idea, yyyou don't wanna move that box too close to the other thing."
"Uhh.. Okay, Rick, I'll just move the other thing-"
"NO, MORTY, DON'T!!!"
*poof*
"W-WHAT?!"
"Now you made a dinosaur, Morty!"
"WH- OH NO! AH!"
"I told you not to touch that thing, Morty, and you went ahead and y-y-y-you made a dinosaur!"
"WHAT? I MADE A DINOSAUR?!" *constant freaking out*
"Y-y-y-you went and made a dinosaur! Ah, Morty, what did you think was going to happen, Morty?! "That thing makes dinosaurs when you touch it, Morty! We got a d-d-d-d-dino-urp-saur running around here! Y-Y'know I-I-I ask you to help out in my lab, and you went and you made a dinosaur, Morty! O-Ohhh, what did you think was gonna happen, Morty?!"
...
"Okay, good, it ran away. You know, that could have gone a lot worse, Morty. That could have gotten a lot more out of hand." 
BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEPBEEP,
"Oh. Uh-Oh. Okay, I-I've g-urp-ot to dismantle this or things are gonna take a dark turn, Morty. Hand me that wrench.
...
"Morty, MORTY! The wrench, Morty! W-We- Come on, we got 20 seconds before this thing explodes! I'm pointing at it! I-I-I've got my hand, pointing at the wrench!" *points to hammer*
"Is-Is-Are- Aren't you pointing at a hammer?"
"Fine, give me the hammer, then, genius! Full disclosure, Morty, I'm a little drunk tonight. If you can't handle that, then you can't handle science, Morty. You might as well just step right out of the... ou-out of the- s-ba-baby world. Step out of the-the baby crib."
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP-