Hi. I have around 8 fans now and less that two stars per story. Way to freeload America. But, if you want to, become a fan and VOTE. I normally do not endorse this type of propaganda but I am getting no hits. 
Also, I am looking for story ideas. I'm too lazy to use any of mine. 
I do crew.
I wear button down shirts and occasionally polos.
I prefer baths over showers.
Rain makes me work harder than sun.
Most stories suck on this site, mine included.
It's 8:52 right now.
Tuesday is my least favorite day.
I make fun of everyone I see. 
But not in a bad way.
That picture is of me.
I am in the Grand Canyon.
No I did not fall in.
Yes it was fun.
No, I did not like your story, nor will I really even read it.
I might skim it a bit though. 
That's if you're lucky.
Or if i'm not lazy.
Which I usually am.

Apparently I have to have a favorite quote...

"Good food, good meat, good god let's eat"- Stephen King