I am a citizen of the USA Thats got an imagination that's too big for my own good. I like to consider my self a professional third wheel.(proudly  destroying romance and creating awkward situations since 2015)  I plans for the future may or may not include taking over the world through the use of emus. My favorite word in the French language is Chouette (sh-wet and its French for cool) though it's kinda outdated and is about as popular as the word swell. It's just really fun to say ok? One last thing,Trapeze badminton is a good idea! And remember if you don't get into MIT you can always join cirque! 


FAQ
Why are your eyes so blue?
 A. They're actually green so....

Why am I a uni-human?
A. I was too chouette to be a regular human

Why do you butcher English?
A. I don't butcher, I modify...

What is your dream car?
A. A Purrari

Why a Purrari?
A. So I can harness the power of the Internet on the go...plus it's like my version of the bat mobile...

What is a Purrari?
A. Google it I can't answer all your questions or you will never grow and learn as a human gosh.. 

Am I mortal?
A. I don't know... Maybe?

What is my weapon of choice and why?
A.  Dual selfie sticks, and because once upon a time I harnessed the power of the Internet and now use selfie sticks to fight selfie crime... In the Purrari....

What is my origin story?
A. I will let you know as soon as I write/publish it.

Favorite food?
A. Waffles (they make me feel powerful)

Is there a difference between Romani and Romanian culture? 
A. Yes there is Romanians come form Romania while Romani people are more commonly referred to as gypsies and aren't really from one country.

How often/when do I update?
A. When I feel like it gosh don't rush me ok I suffer from chronic writers block. But typically I try to update once a week usually on weekends. This way the chapter turns out the best.