hi there im blitz! the o is silent 🤫 
and im the founder of IMP
are you a piece of shit who got yourself  sent to hell
or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else? :3

a random dude; after lovingly killing my wife for FUCKING a delivery man, you can imagine my surprise when i wound up here, after the state of ohio killed me. i really wish i could stick it to that YAPPY CHAUGER who saw me hiding the body 👿👿👿

blitz; well luckily for you thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can now take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you when you were ALIVE!

IMP Jingles:
When you want somebody gone
And you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide
We'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals

We do our job so well
Because we come straight up from Hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife
We'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Professiona- (moxxie shot a kid)

Kids die for free~


(I go by They/Them and im non-binary)