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My list so far of dumb quotes friends have said.
That buff man scared me-
My smeet fell
nOT ON MY FUCK KI:WARBLING:
Excuse me sir, may I ask why are you murdering my family?
OH YOU ARE SO DONE, THATS IT IM SPITTING MY MUCUS AT YOU
Bowl of rats
No bowl of rat.
Singular
Someone’s smood fells good-
Wait I meant food-
Got ice up my nose but it was worth it.
Lawful neutral = Switzerland
My back cracked so good I could have had an org@sam
:stares at their phone not looking up: that sounds like a You problem
Can I actually get a larger size?
That’s what she said
I hate everyone here.
Drawing on a computer is just…
WEEEMP WOOOMP AAAAAA
Ish sprecha russia
Capitalism is useful for video games
You ever heard of meowth in the Bible
French bacon
Bacon flavored milk
:draws bow, shoots: pew pew
This voicemail sounds like an Indonesian shampoo commercial!
I thought yankidoodle was so poor all he could afford was a noodle for a hat
I didn’t mean to flip that man off!!
I swear I gave one of you cancer-
Feddy frazbear
Onion ice cream? Wow, that’s stooping low.
I don’t care if it’s butt crumbs I’ll eat it
Looking at niagara water bottle:
VAGNINA?!?
Ohhhh Viagraaaaaa
ElectroCUTEd
ElectroCOOTIed
ELECTROCOOCHIED-
He gave me bombastic eye side- tee he
Oh whoops-
PAPYRUS IS SKELATOR CONFIRMED
Sometimes it’s better to cum in the sink
Than sink in the cum
I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from Jesus.
So summon satan he’s.cooler than your Canada ex
Satan > Canadians
What’s yippie in Mexican?
MAMMA MIA
YOU DONT WEILD A TOASTER
I’m gonna get run over by a car and become the sexist piece of roadkill on the planet
YoU cAn Be My MiNeR gIrLf- Ah shit no that sounds wrong!-
That sneeze was not me meowing-
SO BURN ME ON THE STAKE YOU KINKY BITCH
:pointing at car horn: did you press the honk thing?
I, Giorino Giovani, have a dream- gO LAY YOUR DUMBASS DOWN
Don’t judge my life style or I’ll put Lego bricks in your slippers :)
You wouldn’t!-
Watch me. :)
Big muscular malewife comforts think girlfriend