riot_raven_

Also my birthday was last month, I’m officially old asf

XPLR_NMC

Hi, Bear-Bear.. it’s Z..

riot_raven_

@XPLR_NMC kk, my user is riot_raven-
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My list so far of dumb quotes friends have said.
          
          That buff man scared me-
          My smeet fell
          nOT ON MY FUCK KI:WARBLING:
          Excuse me sir, may I ask why are you murdering my family?
          OH YOU ARE SO DONE, THATS IT IM SPITTING MY MUCUS AT YOU
          Bowl of rats
          No bowl of rat.
          Singular
          Someone’s smood fells good-
          Wait I meant food-
          Got ice up my nose but it was worth it.
          Lawful neutral = Switzerland
          My back cracked so good I could have had an org@sam
          :stares at their phone not looking up: that sounds like a You problem 
          Can I actually get a larger size?
          That’s what she said
          I hate everyone here.
          Drawing on a computer is just…
          WEEEMP WOOOMP AAAAAA
          Ish sprecha russia
          Capitalism is useful for video games
          You ever heard of meowth in the Bible 
          French bacon
          Bacon flavored milk
          :draws bow, shoots: pew pew
          This voicemail sounds like an Indonesian shampoo commercial!
          I thought yankidoodle was so poor all he could afford was a noodle for a hat
          I didn’t mean to flip that man off!!
          I swear I gave one of you cancer-
          Feddy frazbear
          Onion ice cream? Wow, that’s stooping low.
          I don’t care if it’s butt crumbs I’ll eat it
          Looking at niagara water bottle:
          VAGNINA?!?
          Ohhhh Viagraaaaaa
          ElectroCUTEd
          ElectroCOOTIed
          ELECTROCOOCHIED-
          He gave me bombastic eye side- tee he
          Oh whoops-
          PAPYRUS IS SKELATOR CONFIRMED
          Sometimes it’s better to cum in the sink 
          Than sink in the cum
          I’m pretty sure that’s a quote from Jesus.
          So summon satan he’s.cooler than your Canada ex
          Satan > Canadians
          What’s yippie in Mexican?
          MAMMA MIA
          YOU DONT WEILD A TOASTER
          I’m gonna get run over by a car and become the sexist piece of roadkill on the planet
          YoU cAn Be My MiNeR gIrLf- Ah shit no that sounds wrong!-
          That sneeze was not me meowing-
          SO BURN ME ON THE STAKE YOU KINKY BITCH
          :pointing at car horn: did you press the honk thing?
          I, Giorino Giovani, have a dream- gO LAY YOUR DUMBASS DOWN
          Don’t judge my life style or I’ll put Lego bricks in your slippers :)
          You wouldn’t!-
          Watch me. :)
          Big muscular malewife comforts think girlfriend

readnextto_riverss

@URFAVGREMLIN this is beautiful. I need to do smth like this
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Fuck cancer man. God damnit. It’s taken 2, going on 3, of my pets. I fucking hate cancer so much.

champleon

@URFAVGREMLIN thx, cancer kinda runs in my family atp.. :[ its awful.
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riot_raven_

@kwitedefender69 that really sucks I’m so sorry man- I’ve never lost a family member (or human) to cancer or had one that had it, but I hope your mom gets better and it’s just some sort of a mistake!
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