hello, Pretty Visitors 🖤

i'm kind of like, unexplainably excited that you even are looking at my bio right now! thank you!

I try to crack jokes.

17 | bisexual. 🏳️‍🌈 love is love. for everyone. 
any pronouns, i don't really mind
Writer...?


i'm a happy hopeless teenager who's writing a book of her own. i get inspired by the dumbest things. i'm hella self-critical so please compliment my writing if you like it :) (pitiful much?)

I have the cutest, most antisocial dog on earth xp (she barks a lot). her name's Fluffy. pretty cheesy, i know.

i have four husbands, lemme introduce them to ya; Alex Turner, Matt Helders, Nick O'Malley and Jamie Cook. yes, i'm in a long loving and happy marriage with the Arctic Monkeys.

i judge people by their taste in music so i'm sorry if i'm too harsh.

i must've been born in the 80s but maybe i accidentally time travelled to the modern era.

i have the best tv show recommendations; my friends' words not mine hehe ^^

i love pizza and pancakes ugh (oh hi ethan dolan)

i curse a lot so don't expect me to not say 'fuck' every two words.

k bye, nice to meet ya :)