oliver

bro fuck u i remember reading ur fanfic last summer while i was at my worst point only listening to the song cancer and reading shit tone of fanfics and urs was def my fav but i cried and got so mad at it for no reason but in a good way and i tried for months to find this and just now did

this is for rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule wit cho triflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I’m comin up there and I’m gon beat the fuck outta you bitch

y’all still emo? in 2019? okay.

i have stolen your bones. your bones? in my possession. i will use them to make musical instruments to appease the gods. the gods get angry when they don’t occasionally hear the soothing click-clacking of freshly harvested bones. i will make wind chimes out of the leftover bones and sell them on etsy. i will make a warm stew out of the wind-chimes that aren’t sold. the stew will have potatoes and carrots in it. maybe some green beans if i’m feeling risky. i will not thank you for the bones because you did not voluntarily give them to me. you are not allowed genitalia unless you give me your bones on your own free will. my cats will use your corpse as a playground. good day. sincerely, the mischievous bone thief.