rodney00yrz

In Midgard, Zero is in her hut, completely stressed out, and what's worse, she does not have the author or the disciples to relieve her and the intoners as the Authors are writing the next chapters into both their stories and lives while the disciples are hitting the casinos in Vegas(save for Octa who's busy mingling with the escorts and harlots).
          	
          	Zero: Ugh, for **** sake! I'm so stressed out, and I don't have any of the Authors to relieve stress and do hundreds of rounds with!
          	
          	Mikhail: Hey, Zero! I found Rodney, and I brought him here to our home!
          	
          	Zero: YES! My stress will finally be relieved!!!
          	
          	Mikhail: *Brings in and shows Zero a Magically revived Zombified corpse of the comedian Rodney Dangerfield*
          	
          	Zero: *SLAMS THE TABLE IN ANGER* F #@!!!!
          	
          	*Meanwhile in Black Mesa with Me, (Y/n)(Soldier of YoRHa), Lycoris and Barney*
          	
          	Me(Rodney): Hey, guys, You wanna go to the cafeteria so that I can buy you beer once your shifts are done?
          	
          	Barney: You just read my mind.
          	
          	Lycoris: You betcha!
          	
          	Soldier of YoRHa (Y/n): I'll take water and a soda. But, sure.
          	
          	Otis: Ugh, you wouldn't mind if you could buy me a donut, would you?
          	
          	Barney: *knowing Otis already ate about 50 donuts for the day, just gives off an annoyed sigh*

rodney00yrz

In Midgard, Zero is in her hut, completely stressed out, and what's worse, she does not have the author or the disciples to relieve her and the intoners as the Authors are writing the next chapters into both their stories and lives while the disciples are hitting the casinos in Vegas(save for Octa who's busy mingling with the escorts and harlots).
          
          Zero: Ugh, for **** sake! I'm so stressed out, and I don't have any of the Authors to relieve stress and do hundreds of rounds with!
          
          Mikhail: Hey, Zero! I found Rodney, and I brought him here to our home!
          
          Zero: YES! My stress will finally be relieved!!!
          
          Mikhail: *Brings in and shows Zero a Magically revived Zombified corpse of the comedian Rodney Dangerfield*
          
          Zero: *SLAMS THE TABLE IN ANGER* F #@!!!!
          
          *Meanwhile in Black Mesa with Me, (Y/n)(Soldier of YoRHa), Lycoris and Barney*
          
          Me(Rodney): Hey, guys, You wanna go to the cafeteria so that I can buy you beer once your shifts are done?
          
          Barney: You just read my mind.
          
          Lycoris: You betcha!
          
          Soldier of YoRHa (Y/n): I'll take water and a soda. But, sure.
          
          Otis: Ugh, you wouldn't mind if you could buy me a donut, would you?
          
          Barney: *knowing Otis already ate about 50 donuts for the day, just gives off an annoyed sigh*

FadedPhantomz

Jackass slowly opens a portal and quietly steals your wallet....

rodney00yrz

@FadedPhantomz Well, Curd! I guess I'mma have to disable my card and get a new one. Back to cash, then!
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FadedPhantomz

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            Rodney realized his wallet felt light and sees jackass stole his credit cards
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rodney00yrz

@FadedPhantomz *I notice you* HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET, YOU PORTAL-SUMMONING BRAT! *I take my wallet back before running off and disappearing*
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rodney00yrz

Hello, Everyone! I hope you've all had a good 2024 and I'll pray that we'll have an even better 2025 as well! I may have been slow posting new chapters and stories here and there, and have been falling behind on that and also had to drop some stories, inclunding my old ones just so that I could rewrite them. I apologize for that. But I plan on posting something around January so be sure to keep an eye out for that. Anyway, I hope you guys have a wonderful day and have a happy New Year-- 
          
          *Gets interrupted by a certain someone*
          
          Raul Menendez: Your passion for writing... Is crippled... You and the Authors of Wattpad cannot stop us, now...
          
          Me: Wait, wha...?
          
          Menendez: Cordis Die... Rise... And strike all the Authors of Wattpad while they are down...
          
          Me: ...?
          
          Menendez: Strike... NOW... And STRIKE...DEEP!
          
          *Cordis Die broadcast ends*
          
          Oooookay... That was awkward... As I've said, guys, I hope you guys have a wonderful day and have a happy New Year!! 
          
          Sayonara!

rodney00yrz

@IronDragon19 Menendez: Your life... will be consumed by absolute loss... Then and only then you will understand what you've done to me...
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