angelcuck
this message may be offensive
im not your fucking dad-
ronisgone
ronisgone
fun fact: I've had three bowls of kraft dinner today
angelcuck
this message may be
offensive
yes definitely. *totally not looking kraft dinner up because i have no idea what the fuck that is*
angelcuck
fun fact: i haven’t had dinner because no one knows what food actually is around here
hint, fam. it sure as hell ain’t rice.
caca277482
How to flirt 101..
Step one: walk over to them.
Step two: "Hey girl, are you peace? 'Cause I want to buy you," *wink*
Step three: if she doesn't slap you, kiss her, and ofc call her yours.
These steps will help, I promise ;-;
angelcuck
boi nipples be cyootsies?
ronisgone
@Tables-and-Gingers boi nipples be vERY cyootsies (especially if they happen to belong to dav mustardass)
stoneyspony
Thanks for following me back!!
caca277482
Hello, Mrs. Mustaine,
Do you have a moment to talk about Avenged Sevenfold?
*whips out the Unholy Confessions bible*
angelcuck
tsundere dave
angelcuck
what is 2+2
ronisgone
sometimes I wonder how many people I offend in the run of a day and don't realize it
also I got a 20 pack of mcdonalds chicken nuggets today bless bless
Rattlehead747
Thanks for the follow and reading my story! ;)
Rattlehead747
@ MegaFuckinTallica That's really sweet and awesome! Thanks, I'll update as soon as I can :D
ronisgone
@MegaFuckinTallica totally!! I instantly fell in love with your story and I can't wait to read more ;))