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Alastor: Oh hello! Welcome back!
It's been quite a minute hasn't it?
Now... We all know a lot
Happened in the past
And I'm sure your
Feeble little minds
Could use a little refresher. Yes?
Well allow me to do the honors
Before we go forward
Let's rewind
To when Lu & Lilith
Damned mankind
Gave eve a red delicious
Heaven's rage was vicious
Now let's skip a page or three or four
To be more expeditious
Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's Daughter
Made a little defense to save the damned from the slaughter
in a hotel for the people of hell
To come and redeem themselves
And well...
New Heaven's general, Set from the Earth
Wanted to avenge his missing dear father, wouldn't grant them a pardon
He sealed their fate and moved up the date
Of the next extermination, which was less than great for
Our girl Charlie
So desperate to show
Sinners could learn to repent
Do good deeds and grow
She sang some malarkey
had to accept a Fish and Ems
And yours truly fed
A Pope sang with his wife something better than HB.
Then I Went to a meeting with Carmilla
The top-shelf overlord
Weapons dealer
Velvette pressed her to reveal
She'd worked an angel and gift him so much angelic steel
Now Ems and Damien went to fucking dance
She and Mien after confess
Did Sera like this part?
Our boy damien
Called his Presents Parents
That Sexy and strong Adam song with his wife told us their weeding
before than Mimzy barged in with help
And no one Hated that
And me and husker had ourselves
A friendly little chat.
Then Charlie went to Heaven
Where she wasn't welcome
Tried to tell them about
The progress she had made
The council meeting looked down upon the merry band
Of Anthony , Cherri, Baxter, Mayberry, Lyle, Waylo, Nifty and...
(You are in the blacklist)
Determined they were vermin
Who deserves to meet the blade
where Em and Sera had a fight
Buried secrets came to light
Angela fought for those above
She fell in grace and didnt fell in love with Krein.