My head is full of dreams and nightmares, but I can't tell the difference between them. 

I'm North-American. The "North" is important because I'm not from the US but I live in North America so why couldn't I define me as an American?
 "North" because I live in Canada eh, with my pet beaver, hunting polar bears and living in an amazing igloo. I'm sorry, but if you're mean, with me or with one of my friends, you're risking your life. YOU WILL AWAKE A SLEEPING MOOSE. 
If I live in Canada, does that mean I speak french? Yup. Et ce n'est pas très pratique hors-Québec, sauf en Acadie. 
IN YA FACE. BET YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU LIL 'MERICAN. 
Sorry. That was mean. 

A lil' quote from a movie that I like:

"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

I have to go, the hockey game will start soon.