Get hydrated loser

Thinking of blocking my sister so I can post mildly more personal shit on here, thoughts?

Anyone with any writing talent at all, please read my last post. Would be very swag if you did B)

DSMP AU idea
          
          Ok so what if, no one knows what went down in the button room (Pogtopia vs Manburg arc) except for Phil and Alivebur? So all the others know is that Wil disappeared, and Phil just SO CONVENIENTLY “HAPPENED” to show up literally DURING THE EXPLOSION, and was standing over Wilburs corpse wielding his sword, covered in the blood of his now-dead son.
          
          It go really anywhere from here, personally I picture everyone blaming Phil for the explosion and assuming he killed Wilbur because he was the only witness. Or Phil could disappear without a trace and everyone assume he planned to just explode Manburg and then make it seem like he was never there in the first place. Or he could try and explain what happened, you really could go anywhere with this. 
          
          Fuck it, what if Phil blew up Manburg?? And then came back to New L’manburg to finish the job and roped Techno into it instead of the other way around? Or what if Phil pressured Techno into blowing up New L’manburg and then Techno felt bad because it was his brothers country (you’d need to mess with Techno’s character a lot for this one to work tho)? Or even vice versa for Phil? 
          
          
          Please someone write this I beg of you, and if you do @me so I can see it!
          
          
          
          Pls, pretty pls. I need this.

And here come the Christmas specials
          You. Water. Drink. >:D
          Hydrate yo self 

Lemonberg lmao

I just want to prove that I fear no ones judgement but my siblings. I follow people who I know irl on here. Cowards.

Jimmy is needy. Jimmy is a tomato plant in my room. He is needy.

Like 8 people just started following me and I’m so confused

Ok wait. Please. For the love of whatever. 
          PLEASE.
          STOP.
          NAMING.
          YOUR.
          GHOSTINNIT.
          BOOKS.
          FUCKING.
          ‘FORGOTTEN.
          MEMORIES’.
          Please just come up with SOMETHING, ANYTHING else. Like- it’s a great title and all but please. Be creative. Name them like ‘lost thoughts’ or something idk.
          Anyways, drink some water you dehydrated little shit. Yea, I see you in the back. Go refill one of those 40 glasses you still haven’t brought back to the kitchen. Get out of bed and go get hydrated loser.
          

it was great btw. thx for the recommendantiondsf.