hi
figuring that your last activity was on the 14th of March 2015, you must already be dead. maybe you forgot about me, maybe you did not bring me in your suitcase again. i think that you moved to the states since you have been using excessive english. but also maybe you are incredibly passive. but also maybe you were made an apple by regina and eaten then my maximus therefore making him die.
so we have raided your old housento see if you have old documents because you were said to eat bananas the wrong way and apparently, that is now against the law. if by any chance you come back home, must you find a million bananas there, run because your house may die.
and you.
yours truly,
S
