Jillian

be thankful farts aren't as contagious as yawns

up is dn upside down

cinderella must have a hard time shopping for shoes in no one else in the kingdom had her size

pokémon lures lure more people than pokémon

dragons would think its fool that we create water in our mouths

when you grow up more crying transitions into swear words

smoking cigarettes is a great way to commit suicide if you procrastinate alot

do you ever wonder how many memories you're in?

birthday presents are just awards for not dying that year

people who take lives get more recognition than people who save lives