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sleepy boys inc as a profile picture, what will they do

Me: *spends 30 minutes filming an awesome video*
          
          The audio: baby I'm not even here, I'm a hallucination

Me: *casually walks into my sister’s room at midnight to show her the tiktok I’ve been cry-laughing at for the past five minutes*

One time in fifth grade, my friend was bragging about how her brother had a six pack and I remember wondering what was so cool about her brother having soda

Sometimes I really hate the stairs at my gym

My sister: I think I'm gonna invite Luke to be my workout buddy
          
          My mom: who's Luke?
          
          My sister: my friend from church
          
          My mom: ...is he cute?
          
          My sister: MOM!
          
          My mom and me: hehe
          
          My sister: here I have a picture of him
          
          My mom: oh I bet you do
          
          My sister: MO-

I’m not dead, chapter 14 is in the works but school is a thing, motivation is not
          
          AND OF ALL THINGS MY BRAIN WAS LIKE “AH YES LETS NOT WRITE THIS STORY BUT INSTEAD WRITE SOME DEPRESSING POETRY AND LISTEN TO WILBUR SOOT”
          
          It’s been a fun night

Having a best friend who doesn’t like physical touch is one of the most frustrating things because sometimes I just wanna cuddle with my homie but I love her too much to make her uncomfortable 

My favorite part about singing happy birthday is when you clap for yourself afterwards

There is no better feeling than spelling a word correctly without autocorrect