#1 jinx apologist

@rowan_yourboat DO NOT CRY YOU MUST SAVE YOUR WATER COMRADE

@rowan_yourboat ALSO PUT LIKE WATER ON YOUR EARS AND FEET THAT MAKES YOUR BODY THINK YOU ARE COLDER THAN YOU ARE
            TAKE A SHOWER IF ITS REAL BAD

@rowan_yourboat AUR NAUR OK LIFE HACK WE USED TO DO WHEN WE HAD A SHITTY GENERATOR, IF YOU GOT THOSE DOORS WITH THE NETS OPEN THEM UP AND THROW WATER ON LIKE LOWER PART OF THE WALLS/GROUND
            MY MOM USED TO DO THIS I GUESS EVAPORATION?

update 1am and it is still out!!! it's going to be out the whole night :D i crave the sweet cold embrace of death

@thedambluecookie homer wants a boner

@rowan_yourboat homer wants your bones

@artcmisfowl MY FRIEND MESSAGED ME THIS JOKE WHDHSIBSJA

@rowan_yourboat LMAO??

@rowan_yourboat I CAN FEEL THE PISS SOAKING INTO MY PANTS IM HYPED

YES

holy shit hes

@rowan_yourboat NAH FR THE APOCALYPSE IS FUCKING ALWAYS A PROJECTILE AWAY (NUKES, COSMIC ROCKS ETC)

@thedambluecookie NAH IT'S LITERALLY CRAZY SORT OF SCARY IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT LIKE?? JUST HOW DEPENDENT ARE WE AS A HUMAN SPECIES, IF LIKE AN ASTEROID HIT A SATELLITE OR SMTHN WE'D PROBABLY BE FUCKED INTO THE STONE AGE AGAIN,

@rowan_yourboat SAME MY MOMS WORK TRIP GOT POSTPONED TO TODAY LMAO DONT YOU JUST LOVE HOW ONE FAULTY CODE LITERALLY STOPS THE WORLD

@rowan_yourboat YES IT WAS IT WENT AIGHT (WHY DO YOU KNOW THE GUMMY BEAR ONE) i think quatre vingts is 80 tho 
            420 might be like quatre cent vingt or something im not sure i am not much more intellectual either

@thedambluecookie AAHHH AIUSDGUYKSGCIUD
            LITERALLY THO THATS SO REAL 
            HOPE UR EXAM WENT WELL BESTIE OMG U TOLD ME FRENCH RIGHT??? JE M'APPELLE GUMMY BEAR?? C'EST LA VIE??? IDK THATS ALL I KNOW IN THAT LANGUAGE OH AND QUATRE VINGTS OR SOMETHING WHICH IS 420 AND ANOTHER NUMBER TOO?? i am an intellectual clearly

@rowan_yourboat LITERALLY ME NOW THIS IS THE #RELATABLE CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR 
            ON MY PERIOD 
            MOM GONE
            DEHYDRATED
            LOW ON IRON
            EXAM TOMORROW 
            WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
             hope our mothers come back with the milk :(

@rowan_yourboat WAIT I AM BUT I CAN COME BACK AND WTF I JUST NOTICED WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

@thedambluecookie OK WAIT FIRST R U STILL INSTA-DETOXXING? UNDERSTANDABLE IF SO, THEN ILL JUST MSSG HERE (another day where i fucking despise wattpad for removing DMs)

@rowan_yourboat wait actually i might know stuff what you need help w bbg
            
            CAN I JUST SAY IF YOU GOT THOSE VERIFYING TRIGONOMETRY STUFF WHERE YOU TAKE THE LHS AND RHS
            IF YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY LIKE STUCK
            GO BACKWARDS AND LIKE 80% OF TIME THAT SOLVES IT (BUT THEN CAUSE EXAM MARKING IS WEIRD YOU GOTTA DO THE QUESTION THE FRONT WAY AND LIKE JUST BACKTRACK YOUR CALCULATION) 
            
            anYWAYS HOW CAN I HELP