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@x_cockiness_x thankssss, fetus harry is life <3 
          xx 

@x_cockiness_x it's my bg on my iPad and I laugh everytime I unlock it xD
          i loooove your pic, lorde is awesome and I think she's beautiful xx

@bg 
          is liek mah life now ;_;
          @status
          fangirling over chur bg 
          *o* xxx

@x_cockiness_x HAHAH ikr. i bet that's how he looks irl when louis walks by him. 

its just plain hilarious xD
          harreh's face fuckin killed meh xDD xxx

@x_cockiness_x i laugh everytime i look at my profile so maybe we both need help xD 

chur bg pic made meh laugh waaayy harder than it should've..0_0  #sorrynotsorry #ineedhelp xxx

@vjeverica I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THEY LEGIT THOUGHT IT WAS HARRY AND ASKED HIM ABOUT IT BUT ITS PROB LIES. Lehgo, but Simon scares me omfg Dx he can tear your soul apart with only a sentence. OMG I LOOOOOVE THAT BOOK, BUT IVE NEVER FINISHED IT. after Alaska died I was just like nope not again John Green, YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME AGAIN.

@vjeverica NO BLESS YOU. LETS START A PETITION FOR SIMON TO LET LARRY OUT BC PORNO LARRY OVER HERE CUMMING ON EACH OTHERS FACES AND ALL THAT JAZZ WHILE REAL HARRY AND LOUIS CANT EVEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER. it wasn't so funny at the time. xD wait, I feel real dumb right now but what's LFA? 

@vjeverica WHYD YOU PUT THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD WOMAN, I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. D: Kay so it was spring break right? so I was at the beach with my older cousin and two of my friends. Soooo, we drank and went walking down the boardwalk and tipsy as hell and I asked a cop to take me to the strip club xD and then I was asking him to strip MY GOD he was fine. He thought it was funny but the old cop working with him didn't and took me to jail for public drunk and underage drinking. Of course that's what I would get arrested for. xD it was bad tho, like I had to get a lawyer to get that stuff off of my record. AND JAIL WAS JUST UGH. IT CHANGES YOU MAN, IT CHANGES YOU. well, not really. Everyone working there was so nice, and I didn't see any inmates. I was in a holding cell by myself. BUT THE FOOD IS ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE NEVER WANT TO GO BACK AGAIN. LIKE IT WAS ALL CHILL AND STUFF AND I WAS LIKE HM I COULD STAY HERE AWAY FROM MY FAMILY UNTIL I GOT THE FOOD. I WAS LIKE GOOD GOD GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL. yes, niall would be the best person for that. Cus he loves his food. (; my grandma hates the news. xD she be watching like the hangover and next Friday and I'm just like OMG grandma when she laughs at the dirty jokes.