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u ever just think abt how ao3 is so much better

i ship me and cartmans mom

i saw L and instantly knew death note was gonna be my favorite anime

pls i'm so obsessed with death note rn

i am back to reading fanfics until 4am

i regret installing twitter

SKEPPY HIT 3MIL  WHOOOOOO HAPPY TIME YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY

uGGGGH

YOU. ME. GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI, WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH; HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. FISH ORGY, THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR NAKED? OH YES, PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL. THEN WE RIDE INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITEOUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT. GREENED-OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN, LEZEEBA HEAUGH AHG AGHA HGT YEEHSYAHDHHUHU HA

yoink haha