Jesterwasbanned

no cause actually the sesame street version of “happier than ever” is better than the original

freinds who shout "AYYYY *claps* AYYYYY *claps*" while you dance are important

nobody; 
          
          my little sister or bestfriend at my funeral: he didnt even like u why you crying????

me before showering; i dont wanna shower
          
          me in the shower; i live here now
          
          
          
          
          
          just me? okay then

"Are you okay?"  bro i shuffle the same 'can i just leave now?' playlist on spotify dont ask me if im okay

To anyone who actually tries to figure me out by my post on here: 
          
          
          u aint finding shit i could post "im so done' and be talking about how my hot pocket didnt heat up all the way

so excited to announce im at my fucking breaking point <3

POV: you hold hands with wilbur soot and then he snatches his hand away because ur a stranger who just walked up to him and took his hand tf

i’m not saying we should date but we should have a picnic in the park and carve pumpkins for halloween like the elderly couple i saw at the park 

Piss