Sarcasm

You know there's an issue when you have resorted to writing watt pad posts at 2:00 am

So ....I make coffee and then I spilt it all over my floor and then I left it ...

I guess I like some stuff
          
          Tv
          Sleep
          Food
          Silence
          Darkness
          Sarcasm
          Being mean 
          

Actually I guess brunch isn't the only hing I hate so here is a list 
          
          People
          Doing stuff
          People
          Having to do stuff
          Boring stuff
          People
          Everyone 
          Everything 
          Orange things 

I really hate brunch ...like just get breakfast and lunch ...why would you need it all in one meal ...eat two meals , three meals a day ...it's really not that hard 

Why hello

Thank you for following. I'm very honoured :*)

Okay. Eliza... Holy shit